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Bitcoin was declared dead 20 times in 2026.

Every catalogued obituary from 2026, with the price on the day of death and what Bitcoin did next. Current BTC: $72,667.

Jun 1, 2026social media

“DEAD AGAIN”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Beeple
At death
$72,721
Since then
-0%
May 21, 2026investor

“Mark Cuban Says Bitcoin Has Lost The Plot”

TheStreet · Mark Cuban
At death
$77,553
Since then
-6%
Apr 9, 2026academic

“He Predicted 2008 Crash — Now He Says Bitcoin Could Collapse To Zero. Should Crypto Investors Worry?”

The Economic Times · Steve Keen
At death
$71,117
Since then
×1.0
Feb 24, 2026investor

“$BTC [Is] Done. Cooked. Toast. EL Finito.”

Crypto Twitter (X) · George Noble
At death
$64,080
Since then
×1.1
Feb 16, 2026mainstream media

“Crypto Is A Victim Of Its Own Success”

The Atlantic · James Surowiecki
At death
$68,843
Since then
×1.1
Feb 13, 2026mainstream media

“Bitcoin’s Plunge Should End The Hype That It Is Digital Gold”

The Hill · Nick Sargen
At death
$68,858
Since then
×1.1
Feb 12, 2026financial press

“There No Inherent Value To [Bitcoin]”

CNBC · Jemima Kelly
At death
$66,222
Since then
×1.1
Feb 11, 2026financial press

“Bitcoin Is No Longer 'Digital Gold'”

Yahoo Finance · Marion Laboure
At death
$67,546
Since then
×1.1
Feb 10, 2026executive

“Bitcoin Is In Its Final Stages”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Jacob King
At death
$68,794
Since then
×1.1
Feb 9, 2026academic

“The $126K ATH May Have Been The Final ATH”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Peter Schiff
At death
$70,121
Since then
×1.0
Feb 8, 2026financial press

“Bitcoin Is Still About $69,000 Too High”

Financial Times · Jemima Kelly
At death
$69,282
Since then
×1.0
Feb 6, 2026social media

“The Inevitable Implosion Of The Bitcoin Scam”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Mike Carlton
At death
$70,397
Since then
×1.0
Feb 5, 2026social media

“Bitcoin Has A Floor Price Of Zero”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Buck Sexton
At death
$63,078
Since then
×1.2
Feb 4, 2026executive

“Our BTC Price Target Is 0.0”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Richard Farr
At death
$73,033
Since then
-1%
Feb 3, 2026investor

“Michael Burry Warns BTC Crash Could Deepen Into a Death Spiral; More Declines Could Mean Bankruptcy For Miners”

International Business Times · Michael Burry
At death
$75,634
Since then
-4%
Feb 2, 2026social media

“RIP Bitcoin”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Emerald Robinson
At death
$78,689
Since then
-8%
Jan 31, 2026executive

“I Think Bitcoin Will Go To Zero”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Nick Huber
At death
$78,621
Since then
-8%
Jan 29, 2026financial press

“Crypto’s ‘Digital Gold’ Myth Exposed As Traders Pivot To Metals”

Bloomberg · David Pan
At death
$84,562
Since then
-14%
Jan 25, 2026mainstream media

“(TRANSLATED) Has Bitcoin Died And Nobody Has Told It Yet?”

CNN Portugal · Bernardo Mota Veiga
At death
$86,572
Since then
-16%
Jan 23, 2026executive

“Bitcoin Dying”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Julian Hosp
At death
$89,504
Since then
-19%