⸺ Obituary · February 11, 2026 ⸺

“Bitcoin Is No Longer 'Digital Gold'”

Yahoo Finance

Marion Laboure

“Gold outperformed by 65% in 2025. Bitcoin declined by 6.5%.”

Price at death

$67,546

Today

$61,577

Decline

-9%

On 2026-02-11, Marion Laboure (Strategist, Deutsche Bank) declared Bitcoin dead via Yahoo Finance. Bitcoin was trading at ~$67,546 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

The declaration was catalogued on February 11, 2026, when one Bitcoin traded for approximately $67,546. Bitcoin remains below its price on the day of this declaration — for now.

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