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⸺ Obituary · February 24, 2026

$BTC [Is] Done. Cooked. Toast. EL Finito.

X (Twitter), George Noble
You had a hell of a run - well played. But now it is game over. It always was based on hype, not fundamentals. Now that the mo is gone, all you are left with is the chart and narrative. You can’t defend the valuation. Nobody can. Four year cycle, stock to flow, digital gold - what is the next BS narrative? I can’t wait for the haters to go nuts in their responses to this post. The ad hominem attacks, the profanity, the hate - that is the way you roll. Are you capable of fact based, civil discourse? Most unlikely. Or will you just embarrass yourselves because you can’t be polite. It will be my pleasure to block every single one of you. The X audience will delight in your display of hate and ignorance This will be glorious.
Price at death
$64,080
Today
$73,485
Resurrection
×1.1

On 2026-02-24, George Noble (Legendary Hedge Fund Manager) declared Bitcoin dead via Twitter. Bitcoin was trading at ~$64,080 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

The declaration was catalogued on February 24, 2026, when one Bitcoin traded for approximately $64,080. Since then, Bitcoin has appreciated by 15% relative to the price on the day X (Twitter) pronounced it finished.

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