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⸺ Obituary · November 24, 2025 ⸺

“Crypto Exodus: Why Capital Is Leaving Bitcoin”

— X (Twitter), PillageCapital
“The era of Magic Internet Money is ending.”
Price at death
$88,081
Today
$73,562
Decline
-16%

On 2025-11-24, PillageCapital (Trader) declared Bitcoin dead via Twitter. Bitcoin was trading at ~$88,081 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

The declaration was catalogued on November 24, 2025, when one Bitcoin traded for approximately $88,081. Bitcoin remains below its price on the day of this declaration — for now.

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← Earlier death
“Bitcoin Has No Future”
Later death →
“Bitcoin Hodlers Prepare For Your Financial Doom”
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