⸺ Obituary · December 1, 2025 ⸺
“Bitcoin Hodlers Prepare For Your Financial Doom”
— X (Twitter), David Stockman
“Strategy is selling stock to pay dividends----the oldest scam in the book. And yet its eventual collapse will be the detonator for the whole bitcoin con to blow sky-high. So bitcoin HODLers prepare for your financial doom---the day of reckoning draws ever closer!”
Price at death
$86,322
Today
$73,594
Decline
-15%
On 2025-12-01, David Stockman (Former United States Representative) declared Bitcoin dead via Twitter. Bitcoin was trading at ~$86,322 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.
The declaration was catalogued on December 1, 2025, when one Bitcoin traded for approximately $86,322. Bitcoin remains below its price on the day of this declaration — for now.