bitcoinsdead
⸺ The vintage ⸺

Bitcoin was declared dead 34 times in 2025.

Every catalogued obituary from 2025, with the price on the day of death and what Bitcoin did next. Current BTC: $72,667.

Dec 13, 2025central bank

“Bitcoin Had No Value”

Crypto Twitter (X) · T. Rabi Sankar
At death
$90,299
Since then
-20%
Dec 1, 2025social media

“Bitcoin Hodlers Prepare For Your Financial Doom”

Crypto Twitter (X) · David Stockman
At death
$86,322
Since then
-16%
Nov 24, 2025investor

“Crypto Exodus: Why Capital Is Leaving Bitcoin”

Crypto Twitter (X) · PillageCapital
At death
$88,081
Since then
-17%
Nov 19, 2025academic

“Bitcoin Has No Future”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Peter Schiff
At death
$91,466
Since then
-21%
Nov 18, 2025executive

“Bitcoin Will Never Surpass All-Time Highs Ever Again”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Jacob King
At death
$92,095
Since then
-21%
Nov 16, 2025academic

“So Much For Bitcoin Being 'Digital Gold'”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Steve Hanke
At death
$95,557
Since then
-24%
Nov 12, 2025financial press

“Take Profits On Bitcoin—It's 'Fall Season', Morgan Stanley Analyst Says”

Yahoo Finance · Denny Galindo
At death
$103,011
Since then
-29%
Nov 4, 2025academic

“Bitcoin = A Highly Speculative Asset With Zero Fundamental Value”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Steve Hanke
At death
$106,541
Since then
-32%
Oct 24, 2025financial press

“Google’s Quantum Breakthrough Makes Bitcoin Threat ‘More Real,’ Scientists Say”

DL News · Pierre-Luc Dallaire-Demers
At death
$110,070
Since then
-34%
Oct 22, 2025investor

“Peter Brandt Warns BTC Echoes 1970s Soybean Bubble”

TradingView · Peter Brandt
At death
$108,492
Since then
-33%
Oct 21, 2025executive

“Interview With Bit Digital CEO Sam Tabar: We Sold All Our Bitcoin and Switched Entirely to Ethereum”

Bitget · Sam Tabar
At death
$110,588
Since then
-34%
Oct 20, 2025academic

“The Bitcoin Time Bomb Is Ticking”

UnHerd · John Rapley
At death
$108,667
Since then
-33%
Oct 14, 2025academic

“Peter Schiff Says Bitcoin's Recovery Is A 'Dead Cat Bounce' While Gold Makes Another All-Time High”

Yahoo Finance · Peter Schiff
At death
$115,265
Since then
-37%
Aug 26, 2025executive

“Dump Your Bitcoin Before The Whole Ponzi Collapses Into Dust.”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Jacob King
At death
$111,302
Since then
-35%
Aug 19, 2025executive

“I Was Far Too Optimistic About The Us Coming To Its Senses About Sensible Cryptocurrency Regulation”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Kenneth Rogoff
At death
$112,831
Since then
-36%
Aug 17, 2025executive

“BTC Will Collapse Between 7 To 11 Years From Now”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Justin Bons
At death
$117,453
Since then
-38%
Aug 6, 2025financial press

“Ethereum Could Become A Better Store Of Value Than Bitcoin – VanEck”

Cryptopolitan · Matthew Sigel
At death
$115,028
Since then
-37%
Jul 28, 2025academic

“Prior Speculative Gains Don't Qualify Bitcoin As A Store Of Value”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Peter Schiff
At death
$117,924
Since then
-38%
Jul 25, 2025social media

“There Is No Legitimate Use Case For Bitcoin”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Eric Pacifici
At death
$117,636
Since then
-38%
Jul 15, 2025executive

“Sell While You Still Can”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Jacob King
At death
$117,777
Since then
-38%
Jul 10, 2025social media

“Bitcoin Will Fall To 0 In 5 To 8 Years”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Peter Boghossian
At death
$115,444
Since then
-37%
Jun 16, 2025executive

“Bitcoin: The Greatest Scam Never Told”

WhaleWire · Jacob King
At death
$106,797
Since then
-32%
May 26, 2025politician

“Australian Senator Slams Bitcoin As 'Ponzi Scheme'”

Decrypt · Gerard Rennick
At death
$109,024
Since then
-33%
Apr 10, 2025academic

“The Financial Crisis Of 2025 Will Kill [Bitcoin]”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Peter Schiff
At death
$80,714
Since then
-10%
Apr 7, 2025mainstream media

“Whoopsie Daisy Bitcoin!”

The Verge · Elizabeth Lopatto
At death
$79,381
Since then
-8%
Apr 6, 2025executive

“Jack Dorsey Says Bitcoin Fails If It Is Not Used For Everyday Payments”

Yahoo Finance · Jack Dorsey
At death
$78,214
Since then
-7%
Apr 4, 2025executive

“Bitcoin's Digital Gold Narrative Weakens Amid Market Volatility”

TokenPost · Frank Giustra
At death
$83,844
Since then
-13%
Mar 25, 2025academic

“Should We Compare Bitcoin To Gold? Lessons From The Last Financial Crisis”

Knowledge at Wharton · Rahul Kapoor
At death
$87,472
Since then
-17%
Mar 21, 2025financial press

“BTC Is Not Digital Gold, And It Never Was”

CoinGeek · Gavin Lucas
At death
$84,043
Since then
-14%
Feb 28, 2025executive

“BTC Has No Value”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Anatoly Yakovenko
At death
$84,373
Since then
-14%
Feb 25, 2025investor

“Bitcoin Is A Bubble And Will Blow Up Someday”

The Economic Times · Jim Rogers
At death
$88,736
Since then
-18%
Jan 30, 2025academic

“Capitalisn’t: Why This Nobel Economist Thinks Bitcoin Is Going to Zero”

Chicago Booth Review · Eugene Fama
At death
$104,735
Since then
-31%
Jan 26, 2025academic

“Bitcoin Critic Peter Schiff Explains Why Proof Of Work Makes No Sense”

Crypto Twitter (X) · Peter Schiff
At death
$102,683
Since then
-29%
Jan 13, 2025executive

“Investor Cliff Asness Says Bitcoin Is A Bubble Unless Uses Besides Speculation And Criminality Emerge”

CNBC · Cliff Asness
At death
$94,517
Since then
-23%