bitcoinsdead
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Yahoo Finance has declared Bitcoin dead 7 times.

Every catalogued obituary from Yahoo Finance, with the price on the day of death and what Bitcoin did next. Current BTC: $72,632.

Feb 11, 2026financial press

“Bitcoin Is No Longer 'Digital Gold'”

Yahoo Finance · Marion Laboure
At death
$67,546
Since then
×1.1
Nov 12, 2025financial press

“Take Profits On Bitcoin—It's 'Fall Season', Morgan Stanley Analyst Says”

Yahoo Finance · Denny Galindo
At death
$103,011
Since then
-29%
Oct 14, 2025academic

“Peter Schiff Says Bitcoin's Recovery Is A 'Dead Cat Bounce' While Gold Makes Another All-Time High”

Yahoo Finance · Peter Schiff
At death
$115,265
Since then
-37%
Apr 6, 2025executive

“Jack Dorsey Says Bitcoin Fails If It Is Not Used For Everyday Payments”

Yahoo Finance · Jack Dorsey
At death
$78,214
Since then
-7%
Dec 31, 2019academic

“It's A Pyramid Scheme”

Yahoo Finance · Tendayi Kapfidze
At death
$7,182
Since then
×10.1
Jan 29, 2018financial press

“Bitcoin’s A Joke, But There Is Serious Money To Be Made”

Yahoo Finance · David Taylor
At death
$11,158
Since then
×6.5
Jul 12, 2017investor

“Bitcoin Acceptance Is Virtually Zero And Shrinking”

Yahoo Finance · James Faucette
At death
$2,423
Since then
×30.0