⸺ Obituary · May 5, 2022 ⸺

“Blockchain Is A Fraud”

Crypto Twitter (X)

Jorge Stolfi

Price at death

$36,575

Today

$61,577

Resurrection

×1.7

On 2022-05-05, Jorge Stolfi (Computer Science Professor, UNICAMP) declared Bitcoin dead via Twitter. Bitcoin was trading at ~$36,575 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

The declaration was catalogued on May 5, 2022, when one Bitcoin traded for approximately $36,575. Since then, Bitcoin has appreciated by 68% relative to the price on the day Crypto Twitter (X) pronounced it finished.

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