⸺ Obituary · December 8, 2016 ⸺

“Bitcoin Is A Bubble. It Will Burst On Monday 12 December 2016”

Jiri Kram

“Bitcoin is a bubble that like Tulip, South Sea, Dot.com or Subprime will burst…”

Price at death

$767

Today

$61,577

Resurrection

×80.3

On 2016-12-08, Jiri Kram (Cloud Architect) declared Bitcoin dead via LinkedIn. Bitcoin was trading at ~$767 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

The declaration was catalogued on December 8, 2016, when one Bitcoin traded for approximately $767. Since then, Bitcoin has appreciated by 80.3× relative to the price on the day LinkedIn pronounced it finished.

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