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Jamie Dimon has declared Bitcoin dead 8 times.

Every catalogued obituary from Jamie Dimon, with the price on the day of death and what Bitcoin did next. Current BTC: $61,577.

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Dec 6, 2023executive

“Jamie Dimon Lashes Out Against Crypto: ‘If I Was The Government, I’d Close It Down’”

On 2023-12-06, Jamie Dimon (CEO, JP Morgan Chase) declared Bitcoin dead via CNBC. Bitcoin was trading at ~$43,933 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

Jan 19, 2023executive

“Bitcoin Is A Hyped-Up Fraud”

On 2023-01-19, Jamie Dimon (JPMorgan CEO) declared Bitcoin dead via CNBC. Bitcoin was trading at ~$21,087 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

Sep 21, 2022executive

“Jamie Dimon Slams Crypto Tokens as ‘Decentralized Ponzi Schemes’”

On 2022-09-21, Jamie Dimon (CEO, JP Morgan Chase) declared Bitcoin dead via Bloomberg. Bitcoin was trading at ~$18,891 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

Oct 11, 2021executive

“JPMorgan's Jamie Dimon Calls Bitcoin 'Worthless'”

On 2021-10-11, Jamie Dimon (CEO, JP Morgan Chase) declared Bitcoin dead via Bloomberg. Bitcoin was trading at ~$57,490 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

Nov 18, 2020executive

“‘Not My Cup of Tea’: Jamie Dimon Is Still Not a Bitcoin Fan”

On 2020-11-18, Jamie Dimon (CEO, JP Morgan Chase) declared Bitcoin dead via CoinDesk. Bitcoin was trading at ~$17,785 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

Oct 13, 2017executive

“Jamie Dimon Says If You're Stupid Enough To Buy Bitcoin, You'll Pay The Price One Day”

On 2017-10-13, Jamie Dimon (CEO, JP Morgan Chase) declared Bitcoin dead via CNBC. Bitcoin was trading at ~$5,640 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

Sep 12, 2017executive

“JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Says Bitcoin Is A Fraud That Will Eventually Blow Up”

On 2017-09-12, Jamie Dimon (CEO, JP Morgan Chase) declared Bitcoin dead via CNBC. Bitcoin was trading at ~$4,148 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

“Jamie Dimon: Bitcoin Will Not Survive”

On 2015-11-04, Jamie Dimon (CEO, JP Morgan Chase) declared Bitcoin dead via CoinDesk. Bitcoin was trading at ~$409 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.