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Jacob King has declared Bitcoin dead 5 times.

Every catalogued obituary from Jacob King, with the price on the day of death and what Bitcoin did next. Current BTC: $61,577.

Avatar: Jacob King, via X (@JacobKinge)

Feb 10, 2026executive

“Bitcoin Is In Its Final Stages”

On 2026-02-10, Jacob King (CEO, WhaleWire) declared Bitcoin dead via Twitter. Bitcoin was trading at ~$68,794 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

Nov 18, 2025executive

“Bitcoin Will Never Surpass All-Time Highs Ever Again”

On 2025-11-18, Jacob King (CEO, WhaleWire) declared Bitcoin dead via Twitter. Bitcoin was trading at ~$92,095 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

Aug 26, 2025executive

“Dump Your Bitcoin Before The Whole Ponzi Collapses Into Dust.”

On 2025-08-26, Jacob King (CEO, WhaleWire) declared Bitcoin dead via Twitter. Bitcoin was trading at ~$111,302 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

Jul 15, 2025executive

“Sell While You Still Can”

On 2025-07-15, Jacob King (CEO, WhaleWire) declared Bitcoin dead via Twitter. Bitcoin was trading at ~$117,777 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.

Jun 16, 2025executive

“Bitcoin: The Greatest Scam Never Told”

On 2025-06-16, Jacob King (CEO, WhaleWire) declared Bitcoin dead via WhaleWire. Bitcoin was trading at ~$106,797 at the time. The call joins the growing canon of premature obituaries.